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by liyana aznil

The Pastor’s ass

November 28, 2008 by TwiggyLiyana 2 Comments


The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey,so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The bishop was buried the next day….

Morale of the story is…. Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery … and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life…. You’ll be a lot happier and live longer.

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Comments

  1. Arth Akal says

    December 2, 2008 at 10:48 am

    this is funny.i needed this…thank you 🙂

    Reply
  2. Munira says

    November 29, 2008 at 10:57 am

    *pengsan ketawa*I had to copy and paste that to my Facebook… hahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

    Reply

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