I pissed in its ear

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

” How did you know that the cat was dead” she asked him.

” Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.

” You did WHAT?!!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

” You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”

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