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Doodles of My Mind

by liyana aznil

Marketing for Dummies

December 11, 2007 by liyanaaznil 12 Comments

She sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Direct Marketing.

She’s at a party with a bunch of friends and sees a handsome guy. One of her friends goes up to him and pointing at her says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” – That’s Advertising.

She sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and get his telephone number. The next day she call and says, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Telemarketing.

She’s at a party and see a handsome guy. She gets up and straighten her dress. She walks up to him and pours him a drink. She says, “May I,” and reach up to straighten your tie brushing her breast lightly against your arm, and then she says, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Public Relations.

She’s at a party and sees a handsome guy(U). She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” – That’s Brand Recognition.

She’s at a party with a friend and see a handsome guy. Her friend talks him into going home with her. – That’s a Sales Rep.

She can’t satisfy you so she calls her friend. – That’s Tech Support.

She’s on her way to a party when she realizes that there could be handsome men in all these houses she’s passing. So she climbs onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of her lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” – That’s Spam.

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Comments

  1. Twiggy says

    December 18, 2007 at 1:48 am

    hahahahahah, share on!! as they say, sharing is caring! 😀

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  2. ShuKuen7788 says

    December 17, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Haha,i tok u write it.btw, nice joke~will share around~http://shukuen7788.blogspot.com/

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  3. ShuKuen7788 says

    December 17, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Haha,i tok u write it.btw, nice joke~will share around~http://shukuen7788.blogspot.com/

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  4. Twiggy says

    December 12, 2007 at 7:02 am

    Hehehehe…glad you guys like it. Got it from a forwarded email. Always happy to share a good laugh 😀

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  5. Twiggy says

    December 12, 2007 at 7:02 am

    Hehehehe…glad you guys like it. Got it from a forwarded email. Always happy to share a good laugh 😀

    Reply
  6. haan says

    December 12, 2007 at 6:19 am

    thanks for sharing. this is hilarious yet true 🙂

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  7. haan says

    December 12, 2007 at 6:19 am

    thanks for sharing. this is hilarious yet true 🙂

    Reply
  8. zackire says

    December 12, 2007 at 3:11 am

    that is a good way of putting the Business and Marketing world..I should tell this out to my workers.. see whether it works.. hahaha< HREF="http://zackire.com" REL="nofollow">zackire<>

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  9. zackire says

    December 12, 2007 at 3:11 am

    that is a good way of putting the Business and Marketing world..I should tell this out to my workers.. see whether it works.. hahaha< HREF="http://zackire.com" REL="nofollow">zackire<>

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  10. Fluxevz says

    December 11, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    hahaha,well done..damn funny!!,sounds like study marketing too much but still good in applying it to daily activities..

    Reply
  11. Philix says

    December 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    That’s fantastic. Hilarious. x]

    Reply
  12. Philix says

    December 11, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    That’s fantastic. Hilarious. x]

    Reply

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