A colleague of mine was relaying a conversation she heard between her two sons aged 7 and 10, who were arguing in their room.
Son A : No mine’s a cock, you’re the penis
Son B : NOOO! You’re wroonnngg!!
At this point she had to go in and ask what was going on.
Mom : Why am I hearing swear words being used?
Son A : We didn’t use swear words?
Mom : Yes you did, you used the C word
Son B : Cock is not swearing Mama, it’s science
Mom : Penis is science, C word is considered a swear word for kids your age
Son A : Does that include bladder?
Mom : No, bladder is science
Son B : Ok no more C-word. Our friend told us he learnt on FaceBook that penis is for the small ones, and C is for the big ones. He’s got a penis, I have a C.
Son A : NOOOOOO!!!!
Lol!! There’s a reason why kids should not be allowed on FaceBook!

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