A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.
” How did you know that the cat was dead” she asked him.
” Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.
” You did WHAT?!!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
” You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst!’ and it didn’t move.”