Salesguy : Brother, are you looking for a king-size bed?
Fiance : Err, we prefer the queen-size bed.
Salesguy : But why, brother? King is better!
Fiance : My future wife is very small. Too big a bed and I might not be able to find her.
Salesguy : Trust me brother, if you fight, you don’t want to (find her).
Hahhahaahah!!! Amendaaa la mamat tuh.. I wonder if he was speaking through experience.