She sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Direct Marketing.

She’s at a party with a bunch of friends and sees a handsome guy. One of her friends goes up to him and pointing at her says, “She’s fantastic in bed.” – That’s Advertising.

She sees a handsome guy at a party. She goes up to him and get his telephone number. The next day she call and says, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Telemarketing.

She’s at a party and see a handsome guy. She gets up and straighten her dress. She walks up to him and pours him a drink. She says, “May I,” and reach up to straighten your tie brushing her breast lightly against your arm, and then she says, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” – That’s Public Relations.

She’s at a party and sees a handsome guy(U). She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” – That’s Brand Recognition.

She’s at a party with a friend and see a handsome guy. Her friend talks him into going home with her. – That’s a Sales Rep.

She can’t satisfy you so she calls her friend. – That’s Tech Support.

She’s on her way to a party when she realizes that there could be handsome men in all these houses she’s passing. So she climbs onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of her lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!” – That’s Spam.

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