I was window shopping at One Utama last week, and happened to be walking next to a boy about 5 years old with his dad.
Kid : Daddy! I can fart my name!!
Dad : What? You mean, burp your name?
Kid : No no, FART my name! You wanna hear??
Dad : *laugh* No! Keep it to yourself.
I nearly laughed my head off. Kids are definitely the best source of entertainment.